Hera and the Crew visits the Temples of Sony

Episode IV

As usual the name of the guilty are changed to protect them. There will be a prequel to the saga but for now lets start things in medias res. The Gang which consisted of three "goddesses" and one powerful god ventured to the Temples of Sony for enlightenment. With our magic capture light boxes in hand we started at the temple of Animals and Nature. Once inside, the mastodon filled the lobby with its large tusks, and bold figure, quite impressive!
Our group began to review the exhibits and lo and behold the impressive three-dee imax show was available for a mere 30,000 Lyra.
"I'm not going to that, that's not free!" exclaimed, Hera.
I rebutted, "I declare that we shall split up!".
"Are you sure?", Hera questioned.
"Go ahead, you and the others go ahead! I shall see you before the dusk settles."

This is the third time that Hera has copped out experiences because she doesn't want to pay for it. Hera is cheap, annoying and it pisses me off. On top of that when we meet the supreme gods for consults she ALWAYS, ALWAYS disrupts my statements and reports. The thought of leaving her on the island of Crete has not left my thoughts as of yet!

Must I go on, I think so but I must digests these short tales of travel for they may lead to my demise of position within the counsel of the gods.

I must end on the note that when three or more goddesses are present, no application of logic applies to subjects dealing with life, career, and gods. The cackle of the hen party was observed and noted as the three carried on. At no time was the "opinion" of the god in attendance was questioned.

Post Scriptus...

I vow not to ever avow knowledge about the light boxes to the goddesses since explaining the devices to them only aggravates me further. This will began episode V.